Drone-On

*SPOILER ALERT*

If you plan to watch the movie, do not read any further because I will be commenting on the most amusing incident/scenes in the movie. Brace yourself

Movie begins with some weird looking gora boys vandalising a shop(well i missed the first few mins, I'm sure i missed out on a lot!) our small B comes in at the nick of time to listen to the tiny gora spout some gibberish which I later was told were threats in HINDI! wow.. what are the odds, hindi speaking gora's in the middle of some EU country or Russia for all you know.

Now the crisis, its kind of like a Cinderella story, poor small B lives with some guy and his mom who both dislike him are in the movie for like 2 minutes, so he is this loner who talks to a blue petal which follows him and gifts him a kada(bracelet).

Enter the clown aka Kay Kay, one of the most amazing actor turned to a circus clown in my opinion. He is the evil magician Riz Raizada who is after the elixir of life and to let us know that he creates a clone and the kills the clone which is covered in some goo stuff and also lets us know that he thinks his enemy Drona is still alive somewhere.

I know Mr.Goldie has spent a lot on the graphics, but "Ghustaaki Maaf" what were you thinking? Its ten years since movies like Matrix have come out and this is the quality of a special effect movie bollywood can come up with?

Coming back to where i was yeah, blah blah now small B works in a bakery and the guy he works with looks exactly like a BAKER, like the ones we see on the bread covers or Pillsbury for crying out loud and in comes a gori nun and yet again insists on speaking in hindi to our boy who replies back in English. Sweet. More irrelevant stuff happens and he ends up at the golden seat at the show of the great magician none other than Riz Raizada who immediately recognises him and send his gunda's to get small B. A chase is shown and then out hero is struck by a dart surrounded by around ten of the yellow pullover doned gundas. In enters another dash of bright yellow and steps out our heroine/side kick/baabuji ki beti(dont ask! you'll know soon). Now considering that its the current time and our hero is dressed in casual jean and a jumper, it is just soo magical to see the lady look like a witch but showing a good amount of cleavage and a weird weapon and manages to save our hero.

Hero wakes up to Oop Cha, wat is the deal with this song? Wtf!!! magical lady/sidekick/babhuji ki beti is in skimpy clothes dancing with a bunch of very well toned black doodes! way to go girl, but what is your point again?

This is just the beginning but I guess I'll leave it at that :)

All i can say is that the graphics is absolutely spell binding for a bollywood movie. Just a change in cast getting Kay Kay off and a better implementation of grpahics used would have made the movie much more convincing.

Ciao for now