I receive 6 calls from my bro one after the other when I am in a meeting. I panic because he is never this insistent and would wait for me to call back. Cursing everyone in the room killing time, I rush out mumbling my apologies. I had him on speed dial, so I hit 5 and wait...
Ring....Ringg.....Ringg....
Arghhh (answer goddamit!)
Me: Hello Hello
LB : hmmm Hello
Me: How are you? Is everything ok? Why did you call? You called 6 times relentlessly? What is it? You ok?
LB: errrr... where are you?
Me: HUH?!!! wtf! I am in London, but whats with you? Are you ALRIGHT? (I scream!)
LB: Give me your address
Me: ARE U OK? reply to that and why you called? whyyyyy?
LB: I want to search where you work on Google Maps
Me: HUH? (*blinking furiously* wondering if i heard it right)
Me: What why?
LB: I wanted to see you on Google Maps, just in case you were out of your building.. you know... out for a walk!
Me: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! $%"&"%£!^$&"¬%$!$£"423 (list of expletives) *click*
Phone rings and its him again
LB: hihihihih i got you ther for a sec, didnt I? *laughing uncontrollably *
Me: arghhh... Get lost (*grinning like a fool*) *click*
Sigh! I miss the crazy bugger!
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